i like being random.
unpredictability is something i crave for, and yet routineness is more safe.
i'm currently happily saving up for my astonmartin by eating happy meals everyday.
i think i am suffering from multiple_personality_disorder, cos my dad says i can take his air_force_one anywhere i like but my mum says i have to carry guns for the Taleban.
well, i am going to be a wax figure for Mdm Tussauds next time.
i said
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Observation
A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on "Observation." In the class, he took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement and disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head: "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."
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